So I had my own Graduation dress-up and ceremony in my house! Big Note – this is a rant-slash-review of my time at Damelin City Campus. Oof! This might get rough.

Flashback: we were told that the ceremony was taking place on the 1st of April 2020. Now, my college and I have always had a rocky relationship, so when I learned that my certificate-receiving was happening on April Fool’s – I didn’t take that clownery seriously. Despite my suspicions, my past lecturers and the communications team of the college assured us it was no joke.
Fast Forward: South Africa was put under lockdown in order to curb the Covid-19 outbreak,this meant we were not allowed to go to the beach, the salon, the post office and all gatherings were banned – including my graduation ceremony. I don’t want to say I told you so – but let it not be said that I didn’t call out that clown college.
But enough ranting about that, the rest of the post will be a speech that I performed in front of my mirror, that I would’ve loved to read on the day (because I’m an attention-seeker). Enjoy!